Just because...

More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.


I had to hit him : he was starting to make sense.


What if there were no such thing as a hypothetical situation?


Remember the world is a big place. Even if you're one in a million, that means 1000 people in China look exactly like you.


There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. 


Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble.


Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" 
Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." 


Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. 


Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I


If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.


I have an inferiority complex, but it isn't a very good one.