It's not what it appears

Lets see... if I just bite the cap off...(hey, I live in the beer capital of the country!)

Find a comfortable spot to enjoy...

Oh no.  The big lady caught me...(quick put on pretty face)

Hmmm.  This might ruin my clean-cut reputation.  Better go find the recycle bucket. 
It wouldn't taste like rabbit guts anyway...

Ed. note:  Lisi found a plastic beer bottle in the ditch.  She was most enamored with it.