Three t-shirts made me take a double on them:
1) a terribly adorable little boy about 18 months with a bright green t-shirt that said, 'I'm my daddy's Deere'.
2) a guy with a big gut that had a red t-shirt on saying 'i like ketchup on my ketchup'. Um... Mr? You like something under that ketchup too...
3) an early 20 something guy with one that read, 'When I'm right, I'm right, and when I'm wrong I'm still right'. I've known some people like that.
On a side note, we see a lot of bizarre people since we live in a metropolitan area. But this one gave me shivers. It was a "mom" who had at least 50 piercings on her face (for real, she was near me by a playground), her teeth and tongue had a lot of metal inside to the point that she couldn't enunciate properly, she had these plastic prong thingys coming out of her nostrils that were attached somewhere, she had tatoos over every inch of her body with weird devil-ish and religious symbols, and then to top it all off, her head was shaved except for right above both ears and that swooped down to her shoulders. Oh and she was wearing some goth-type waaaay too big shorts, tank that revealed way too much and some strange shoes on. She actually scared one of the litle girls in my group. And me too!
Yup, that's why I LOVE living in the boonies!!
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's the things outside the cages that are more interesting to look at!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you went to a people zoo. ;)
ReplyDeleteWe went to the zoo yesterday too. I was not in a t-shirt. We did see Malory A there. The zoo is an interesting place, maybe better than the mall or airport when it comes to people watching. It's no wonder some people think humans came from monkeys.
ReplyDeleteWhew!!~ I might as well live in the boonies... Always gives me a start when we are somewhere else,& see some of that, as it's pretty tame for the most part here! Of course we live 200 mi. from the closest (big size) zoo, too :*)
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